probably the best piece of literature of the 21st century. the only het fic of louis tomlinson out there. i think that speaks volumes tbh.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

Ratalouis is a lovely fat rat from the darkest depths of Paris. He is a hopeless romantic towards Eleanor, an elegant lady rat, hopeless meaning there is no hope that she will notice him. Ratalouis stalks Eleanor through the night, unaware of how creepy this is, for he only has one braincell. It is said that Ratalouis has cheated on Eleanor with a piece of feta and Casey Aonso, in that order specifically.