When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Wallet rape: adjective.
Used in the sense that something takes consistent amounts of money. Typically used when referring to games with microtransactions or constant downloadable content you must pay for to continue playing. Could also be used in other situations such as a popular stripper at the club.

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.

Sex with consent

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.

When mid-yawn, a load sound or obnoxious person disturbs you