Urban Dictionary: rapefruit

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When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 11, 2020

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Trade

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

by Darren December 03, 2004

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rapefruit

a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.

"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."

by sketchballitudinator December 28, 2008

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rapefruit

Rapefruit is a penis shaped fruit that gives you multiple orgasms.

This cucumber is going to be rapefruit tonight!

by droopie September 10, 2008

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rapefruit

It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.

Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...

by TheDoorMan89 September 13, 2009

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