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Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?
Jill: yeah, what about it?
Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!
Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!
Jill: yeah, what about it?
Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!
Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!
by The King of Vihars June 17, 2006
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015