Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

lamer; homosexual

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.