Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
Damn that's one of the best Hobbit Ranchers I've even seen!!!
by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017
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Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3
Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
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A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
by ausxau June 18, 2017
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A dusty rancher is a person who likes to have vile gas passed in their face while they perform oral sex.
Tom realized he was a dusty rancher when Tina farted in his face and he liked it.
by sacredburro November 16, 2011
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Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.
1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
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A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 November 25, 2005
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a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass
a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.
by snibey September 06, 2011
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