A person who makes a living off raising foster kids who never plans to adopt them. They use them as personal servents just to replace them when their state aid ends.
Yeah see that weird kid over there... He's being raised by a RANCHER.
by Smutty Ruckspen October 22, 2014
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"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"
by TheRancher December 17, 2019
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A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.
Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.
by epicsexsauce November 04, 2019
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A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.
Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.
by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019
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An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! March 09, 2018
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A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.
I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.
by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019
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