Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005
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A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)
I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.
by Nathan216 September 02, 2008
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When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy September 08, 2008
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v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs
by dr.eric February 08, 2011
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A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 02, 2013
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