a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.
"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"
by tornadotony May 22, 2010
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'oh man jesse ranched out so hard'
'i can't believe he ranched on the project'
by lars43 February 23, 2009
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The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.
My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.
by muff buster September 07, 2011
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when you say something is yukky,
its very much the same as ranched
it can all so mean the sause that has ranch and mayo lol
the first example is "That boy is very ranched"

The second example is "when i go to hungry jacks i ike to eat ranch, but now i like ranched because its mayo too"
by TAY:) May 12, 2008
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A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.
Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

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by Madisyn2304 February 07, 2019
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Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching
by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020
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