Relativley small bedroom community, concisting of mostly ghetto "wannabe" asians and foul smelling hendies, as well as clueless, isolated, whining, mall girls. There is a cop around every perfectly landscaped corner, making sure you come to a complete stop. If your looking for something to do, you can go to the various country clubs or movie theaters, but if you want to shop, you'd have to drive 10 minutes to any neighboring mall town. But don't worry, you probably wont live here anytime soon. House prices average at $700,000 and rising.

the most boring city in california ever.

also known for cops with nothing better to do than harass kids teenagers for having too much fun.

fun is illegal in san ramon.

When you pound a girls ass from behind and you nut in her filling her up with your man chowda. You instantly pull out your peck and start tounge punching her beat up fart box.

Usually a huge whore who will do anything for penis, including fucking her son if neccessary

A dad. I’m his child along with many others. His funny and very girls dream man.

When before having sex you yell "1-2-3-4!" And then hump as fast as you can for two minutes.

Pick any Ramones song. Attempt to start and finish sexual intercourse prior to the completion of the song.