I was straight until i saw Ralph Macchio
Right at that moment i knew i was {Ralphsexual}

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Aly: Omg I just saw The Karate Kid movie and Ralph Macchio is so hot.

Jules: Well I guess that means your Ralphsexual

Aly: Wow! well i'm glad to be