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A fine Balkan spirit sure to make you get pissed hard.
wanna have a shot
by detox September 30, 2003
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Rakija is an extremely alcoholic drink

( ranging from %45 commercially to %90 home made) originating strictly from Serbia. If consumed in large amount will guarantee a fully sick Slav night. The most famous Rakija brand is žuta Osa.
Father: Oh no son were out of lighter fluid.
Son: It's okay dad we can use rakija instead.
by Yukov Lukich 333 September 22, 2016
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Rakija, the greatest slavic drink right after Vodka.

You will most often see Rakija on the Balkans(mostly Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia and Slovenia). You can find some in Poland, Germany and little bit in Norway and Sweden.
But if you want the original, the best, the strongest you will go to the Balkans.

Basically everyone has it because everyone has the ingredients in the backyard or they just "borrow" some from their neighbors. All you need to make it Is hot water and some fruits (depending on what kind of taste you want) is apples, pears and most popular plums.

It is most often in shots.
Vodka may knock you down in 1 shot, but Rakija can do too, a shot or two you will be on the ground singing some Halid Bešlić (very popular Balkan singer from Sarajevo) songs.

If you are new on the Balkans the best way to make friends is to offer Rakija.
Person 1:Hello stranger.
Person 2:Hello.
Person 1:Rakija?
Person2:Yez!
by DontRacism Guy April 23, 2019
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Very powerful alcoholic drink mainly made of fermented fruits – plums, apples, grapes, apricot. Rakija is often distilled in Kazani by black skinned people, called Mandgali. According to the specific fruit it is made, Rakija have several different names – Slivova, Grozdova, Iabylkova, etc. The Rakija could be Pyrcuca, Greqna or Blaga too.
Ei Marijke, Give me on more rakija!
by VK April 08, 2005
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RAKiJA is Croatian release group / torrent uploaders / linked to the THR community. They are well known among Croatian torrent communities for their flawless quality and great download speed. No one knows who are the members. They are probably hardcore alcoholics as their slogan is: 'The world is better with RAKiJA'
<Ivan340> Ko rippa za RAKiJA team?
<marinn> lol, boli te kurac, bitno da su im torrenti dobre kvalitete ;)
<Ivan340> lol, k
by whoareyouwhowhowhowhoWHO January 21, 2012
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