A meme god who is very indecisive and confusing. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet unless you piss him off and he's so easy to vibe with. Every time a dude looks at him they instantly fall in love with him cause he's super attractive like the pimp he is. He's funny, nice, weird, and the biggest weeb you'll ever meet if you ever come across a Ragu you should keep them around cause he'll always make your life better.