a lottery where prizes are guaranteed to be given out

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Raffle
Pronunciation: \'ra-fel\
Function(s): verb; noun

1. Raffle: (verb) To determinedly handle one's business in order to ultimately complete the task at hand

Also:
2. Raffle (noun) A movement comprised mostly of professional rafflers and their cohorts. See also: Raffler

Antonym: I.T.W.

raffle = rofl

Means that something is usually funny, or it could not be and in that case, you would say "raffles" to mock someone, usually a noob. See: roofles

Synonymous with ROFL (similar pronounciations). However, it is more commonly used in the ayng dialect. can be combined with suffixes of the ayng or n00b dialects as well.

origin: TNS

The area on a human male just above the genitals, usually habitat of pubic hair. Used when having sexual intercourse

A sexy black dog that will bark at any inanimate objects and rape anything that moves.