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The act of inserting your partners testicles in the microwave for precisely 33 seconds. After they are toasted to perfection, suck on them until some form of cancer is obtained. Enjoy ;)
by Saucy buck November 17, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018