a n00b whos sooo n00bsh people think hes acually mentally retarded

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.

someone who thinks they are un-n00bish but really are.

A person who is n00bish because in reality they are mentally retarded. They don't act stupid to annoy people, they ARE stupid and probably don't mean to piss people off. In all honesty, it's impossible to tell who's a n00b and who's a r00b unless you know them in real life.

A person who is both a n00b and a rube. i.e. An unsophicticated country redneck, hick, or yokel who is cosmopolitically, technologically, and socially just beginning to step into the world.