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Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.
Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."
Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."
by KHD September 13, 2003
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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From the word pwned, that is from the word owned.
Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.
Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.
by JayZor December 23, 2006
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A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.
by Sekani January 28, 2003
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1338 way of saying pwn. If you say anything but qwned you are only 1336 and need to re-read the entire cs manual.
Emilio and Fort totally qwned <insert nub here> with their tower of death.
I totally qwned the entire team during their eco round.
I totally qwned the entire team during their eco round.
by Paralys November 09, 2002