when you think you have created and new combination, and you've already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and all the others. except this one and you think "Finally! Something that's NOT on urban dictionary. Welp, it is now. Deal with it! Try and create a new one. What's that you say? You've tried them all. No you haven't! I made this one up. Which means that you can to! So go do that!

Why are you still reading this? I told you to try to make a new one. Stop wasting your life reading this nonsense. Go do something. I mean it this time.

Stop reading this. I'm warning you.....

If you keep reading this. Um... Um.... I will.... Um. Just Nevermind.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.