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The ULTIMATE stage of boredom. You grew tired of just typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, so you just decided to add them all together. You sad, sad child.
Guy 1: I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!
Guy 2: -Calls asylum-
Guy 2: -Calls asylum-
by Samantha Quick October 31, 2010
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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So, you've probably seen plenty of these because you want some entertainment and the reactions of these people. You missed another stage. It continues after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. At this point, you forgot what grammar is in the first place, and want to keep going anyway.
Guy 1 : Hey! What's up?
Guy 2: The sky.
Guy 1: That's not what I mean, I'm saying what's going on?
Guy 1: You do seem quite bored...
Guy 2: I've typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into a search engine.
Guy 1: . . .
Guy 1: *calls asylum*
Guy 2: WAIT NO-
Guy 3: What's going on?
Both Guy 1 & Guy 2: Shut up, nobody likes you.
The end, Guy 3 raged and blew up earth.
Guy 2: The sky.
Guy 1: That's not what I mean, I'm saying what's going on?
Guy 1: You do seem quite bored...
Guy 2: I've typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into a search engine.
Guy 1: . . .
Guy 1: *calls asylum*
Guy 2: WAIT NO-
Guy 3: What's going on?
Both Guy 1 & Guy 2: Shut up, nobody likes you.
The end, Guy 3 raged and blew up earth.
by COCACOLAESPUMA March 11, 2021
3
after someone has used qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, its time for the final stage.
dude I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into google
by genericnamehere3 November 12, 2018
4
Person 1: "I have internet access! Time to Google every key on my Qwerty Keyboard typed in successive patterns that give my basic human brain dopamine!"
Person 1: *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq*
Person 2: "You're as easily entertained as a monkey."
Person 1: *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq*
Person 2: "You're as easily entertained as a monkey."
by sa¡ls January 13, 2021
5
The pinacle of boredom. Achived by a human being by typing all the keys in a keyboard and then proceeding to type them backwards, followed by typing them side ways and then backwards again.
Person 1: I was so bored today in class that I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq
Person 2: Damn.
Person 2: Damn.
by Wavened February 19, 2021
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Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!
Person 1:Oh ok thanks besto freindo!
Person 2: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!
Person 1:Oh ok thanks besto freindo!
by landomando78 April 26, 2021