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The act of being keyboard-retarded
LuMpKiN: god i cant type
Nero: you're qwertarded
LuMpKiN: im just stating the truth
Nero: so am i
by phatalic July 22, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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when someone cannot type worth a crap.
Bro:you need to stop c blocking
Sis: I will when you grow some balls and ask her out famn it
Bro: haha!! you're qwertarded
by Spartan-943 May 08, 2009
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