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qweef

pussyfart, vaginal air biscuit, the sound of success

The qweef from her poontang damn near blew my hair off.

by wotongo May 13, 2004

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qweef

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object

"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"

by G December 15, 2003

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qweef

A pusssy fart

Often used as a negative term to clutzy, stupid people

"Josh you fucking qweef, if you drop the bong water in my room im calling sorin on you"

by Gabe "drukqs" October 15, 2005

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qweef

The sound of air passing thru the vaginal tract; sounding like a fart.

It was like a tree that spitted yellow pollen. She qweefed and the world listened.

by Imm August 09, 2005

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Qweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."

by Zenechules April 27, 2009

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qweef

When during a woman's climax, her pussy makes a farting sound, often accompanied by lots of cream.

Diana ripped a qweef from her mooshoo, as she exclaimed, "Awwwww Sancho"

by youknowit April 11, 2003

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