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'QWAP' is usually associated with drugs (mainly weed but can be used with any drug) and means quarter pound.
"Yo you got that qwap? I need to re-up"
by DJ TRAIN April 23, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The sound of a scrotum slapping up against something. Usually a chin or a forehead.
Your sister sucked my dick last night, my balls qwaped against her chin for like two hours.
by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006
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1)One's belongings
2)Random things owned by an individual
3)Stuff
4)"Crap" to a person with a lisp
What is this QWAP!!! ...or, get this QWAP up!!!...or, Why is your QWAP all over my walls?!?
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The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and The Game , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*

-ALSO APPLIES TO-

CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
by Never The Qwappee April 02, 2011
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"Yo man did Melissa show you her qwap last night?"
"Yeah man that shit was bussin."
by Moby Dick the Sperm Whale June 13, 2021
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