When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

A vaginal poop that comes out slowly, when women are too tired to poop out of their anal hole.

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.