When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A vaginal poop that comes out slowly, when women are too tired to poop out of their anal hole.

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.