Gullible white middle-class person: Oh, we only eat quinoa these days. It's more ethical than other crops; you can tell because it costs more, so it must be supporting the farmers who grow it.
by Flakey March 06, 2014
by darius March 27, 2005
a way to describe something that is very green, Eco-friendly, hippie mentality, ultra healthy living, way too relaxed.
That school is so quinoa, that don't have grades and all they do is sit on bean-bags all day playing on their iPhones.
Jenny is so quinoa; all she eats is blended vegetables, seeds and only drinks hint water.
Jenny is so quinoa; all she eats is blended vegetables, seeds and only drinks hint water.
by Rob Oto December 01, 2013
An appropriate response to someone who attempts to justify consuming quinoa on a grain-free diet by arguing that quinoa is actually a seed, not a grain.
Karen: I've cut out all grains and sugars...but what about Quinoa? I've heard it's actually a seed.
Vinnie: Fuck Quinoa
Vinnie: Fuck Quinoa
by nicholina December 21, 2015
An appropriate response to someone who tries to justify the consumption of quinoa on a grain free diet.
Liz: I've cut grains out of my diet. Can I eat quinoa? I've heard its actually a seed.
Vinnie: Fuck Quinoa.
Vinnie: Fuck Quinoa.
by nicholina December 29, 2015
A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).
They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"
GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
by Soup Starr May 06, 2017