Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

A South West London term for tampons

The best type of battle stick ever known. Before battling, the sweet spot of the stick must be rubbed on or in the quim of an elderly but charming woman.

a type of battle stick made from a long cardboard roll, newspaper, and green duct tape with a significant grip. Before using in battle, one must rub the sweet spot of the stick on or in the quim of an elderly woman.

noun, adj.