After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.

Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor

Guy 1: god dude I had such a weird quiffle last night.

Guy 2: what’s that?

Guy 1: it’s a far that comes out of your penis.

Guy 2: what the actual fuck?

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

That that stank bitch Courtney Brown just Quiffled.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

"I said yes to a quiffle because i dont do dates and we totally had a great time "