Urban Dictionary: quiffe

A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)

A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"

by J4G February 17, 2011

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a dirty girl or slut

damn that stupid quill gave me crabs

by mike hawk March 10, 2005

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a slut or cheap prostitute

by jel September 02, 2003

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When amy squirts fudge from her vagina

Oops i quiffed guys.

by Brody April 30, 2003

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A person who sucks farts from a dead chicken.

Used as an insult to your friends. Dave you're such a quiff.

by Dirty Little Tommy August 30, 2005

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a hair vagina; cross breed of dog

that was one huge quiff.

by Meghan April 13, 2005

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Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.

If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.

by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007

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