A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head
"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"
by Pure Mad D Mckee November 05, 2019
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A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.
"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."
by Twigs_01 January 05, 2010
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A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 09, 2010
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The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee
Hey do you ship Quiff?
by emma starshine February 21, 2011
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A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
by pony graph November 12, 2009
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a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.
did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?
by wontonballs July 04, 2007
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Quiff in Brooklyn in the 1960's meant a homsexual or effeminate man.
That guy is quiff. I bet he's queer.
by Sean Sweeney August 18, 2006
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