1. A quick shower where you only wash your hair in the sink with the nearest soap
2. Very quick sex
Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010
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A "quickie" is when people make love quickly
Molly: hey mamas can we please scissor I wanna fuck so hard

Courtney: no baby I gotta go to work

Molly: pleeeeeeaase I wanna make love to you 🥺

Courtney: okay baby just a quickie though
by gayforpandacootie April 22, 2021
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When you have really short, yet enjoyable sex.
Hanna, the hottest girl in school, accidentally stroked my cock in science when she leant down to pick up her pen. I was rock hard, and she noticed. She looked at my with a hungry look in her eyes before whispering, “Meet me in the janitors closet at recess.”
As soon as the bell rang for the start of recess I ran to the closet, where I found Hanna sitting completely naked, shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy. I somehow got even harder. She stopped fucking herself and started making out with me, unbuttoning my pants and shirt in the meantime. Soon enough, I was naked too. I pushed her into the wall and slammed my solid dick into her tight, wet cunt, and sucked and bit on her tits. She started moaning loudly, and I rammed my length into her pussy even harder and faster. I shot my cum into her cunt, filling it and making it drip with the combination of our cums. She was so pleased that she knelt down in front of me and pushed my entire cock into her mouth. She sucked and swirled for a few minutes before I came in her mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. We both got dressed again and before I left she said, “Meet here, same time, tomorrow?”

I quickly replied, “Only if you promise to last longer next time.”

Turned out, we fucked each other 1-2 times a day for the rest of senior year. We started dating and eventually got married. Now we work at the same place and have quickies once an hour.
by ReeChungusaur November 11, 2019
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When a female or male sucks a penis for money or for free at a random unplanned time
Hey Amy give us a quickie

Ok i only have a few minutes
by True scouser17 January 22, 2017
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When two guys give each other a quick hug that they dont want any one else to notice. Other common defintions are sexual intercourse between two people in a fast manner. Usually it is foreplay such as head or fingering.
"Yo thanks so much for this, you really saved my ass. you bruv yu trynna give me a quickie"
by quickie master April 12, 2010
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A brief, gratifying experience of SLAs which could take place in a unique area, such as a storage area in a basement or a parking lot. Quickies always fulfill the needs of all stakeholders involved. Some may be spontaneous and random, while others are scheduled and routine.
Mykel - my assignment indicates that you are requiring a quickie today at 4:00.

Airon - on any day that ends in y, please.
by crazycat8 December 26, 2013
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