The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again
by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021
by Blahblahblacksheeep April 15, 2018
Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.
Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.
by TheMeatiestOfShields May 08, 2019