These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
"Just fill out this quick survey..."
Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.
And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
2 hours later:
Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!
5 hours later:
Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 20, 2014
Sinking mud that is sort of like quicksand, but instead of being found in a desert, coyote quicksand can be found in places like rain-forests or swamps.
by Redwood Jones April 01, 2009
n.
1. An infinate void that is contained within a pie, such that if you were to fall into it, you would be sucked into and then trapped inside of the infinate nothingness that the pie contains. However, one might eat the Quicksand Pie and have no problems at all for the void is contained within the entity of the pie.
2. A metaphysical entity of nothingness that can only be contained within pie.
3. A person who is distracting, who "sucks you in" when you have something else to do. A distraction.
1. An infinate void that is contained within a pie, such that if you were to fall into it, you would be sucked into and then trapped inside of the infinate nothingness that the pie contains. However, one might eat the Quicksand Pie and have no problems at all for the void is contained within the entity of the pie.
2. A metaphysical entity of nothingness that can only be contained within pie.
3. A person who is distracting, who "sucks you in" when you have something else to do. A distraction.
It was the darndest thing, I ate the pie that my grandfather fell into and nothing happened. These Quicksand Pies are mind boggling.
Al: hey, you wanna talk and stuff even though you have that huge paper due tomorrow?
Berlin: Ugh, you are the biggest Quicksand Pie.
Al: hey, you wanna talk and stuff even though you have that huge paper due tomorrow?
Berlin: Ugh, you are the biggest Quicksand Pie.
by Emma The Red December 12, 2004
1. A sex act where-in a man or woman tries to see how far they can stick a Barbi Doll into they pussy or anus.
by the2ndflood September 21, 2007
by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004
Souls are being sucked in feet first by the Quicksand. Sucks you in.
The soul sucking of a billion sleeping apparatuses is in action these days. They cannot even hear a whisper.
That’s how I surely know. Not even a peep. Poor little girl didn’t understand a word at all.
Keep staring into the Abyss. Knock knock, who’s there?
The soul sucking of a billion sleeping apparatuses is in action these days. They cannot even hear a whisper.
That’s how I surely know. Not even a peep. Poor little girl didn’t understand a word at all.
Keep staring into the Abyss. Knock knock, who’s there?
by Neotune December 21, 2020
an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.
any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.
by inkresistantpaper April 14, 2013