When you fuck a bitch in the ass when shes on her period and she shits on your dick until you cum. Her ass cheeks being the taco shell. Your beef being ground up inside her. The shit representing refried beans. Cum is Sour Cream. Add a little salsa from her coochie and there you have it. A Quick Taco. Additional toppings are optional!
I was feeling festive last night on cinco de mayo so I fucked this bitch and she made me a quick taco.
by SallyMittRAGE September 21, 2018
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When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.
"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."
by Jake C March 04, 2014
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Injecting a chromosome directly into your bloodstream to give yourself Down syndrome.
Nate: “Damn, AP classes are pretty hard!”

Charlie: “The sped kids get to practice shapes and colors all day.”

Nate: “That’s it! I’ll Quick-Tard so I can get into their class and pass every test with an A!”

Charlie: “But if you do that, shapes and colors exams may be pretty hard for you-“

Nate: “Too late, I’ve made up my mind.”
by Professor Kukui September 28, 2019
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Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.
That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.
by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020
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The kind of person who puts pressure on one or two people/teams to get pressure off themselves.
The quick thinking fraud shifted pressure to one or two scapegoat people/teams to avoid a worse fate for himself/herself but putting one on the one or two scapegoat people/teams.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.
When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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