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1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.
1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Slang term for someone who can’t last longer than a minute. It’s used in a mocking manner.
Ranch: HAHAHA, your such a quick dick, why did i even give you a blow job?!
Brady: I’m Sorry I just got excited!
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
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When a girl uses a guy for sex.
Brandon: Dude my Ex just wants to have sex because her boyfriend is out today.

Jonathan: Wtf slut shes using you as a quick dick.

A booty call for girls.
by p3n1z February 08, 2012
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To suffer from premature ejaculation. The inability to last long enough during sex to please the partner.
Why did Ryan and Stephie break up? Ryan had a bad case of quick dick and she just couldn't deal with it any more...
by GoneJuan February 21, 2015
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