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A game, much like quidditch, except instead of trying to catch a snitch, you try to catch a bitch.
Bitch: hey, why did you just tackle me?!
Quibbitch Player: Goddammit we're playing quibbitch, not fucking quidditch! You're the snitch, bitch.
by ssmith5342 July 20, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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When playing the magical game known as quidditch, if a player is behaving in a nasty or mean way, another player from the opposite team may call out "quibbitch!"

Does this make any sense? No, probably not.

Note: a quibbitch is not a foul.
Flint smacked Harry in the balls with his beater's bat. Fred called out, "quibbitch!"
by Joey Paul October 05, 2018
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