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One that enters into sexual relations with, or relating to, cheese of various assortments. Cheese may also frequent one's pick up lines and/or sexual fantasies. Essentially, one who is quesosexual is arroused by cheese. Arrousal may be triggered by smell, taste, texture, or appearance of cheese. Quesosexuals may only be attracted to cheese sexually or they may have a fetish for cheese. Either instance is a case of quesosexuality.
It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a quesosexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.
by Sassy Susan January 28, 2014
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Quesosexual - a person that is sexually aroused by cheese.
Kerry moaned as she rubbed the small cube of Red Leicester on her lip. She was a Quesosexual in denial.
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