When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
by atleastjake October 24, 2015
Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009
Black people who speak Spanish and are culturally Hispanic.
Black latina/latinos would be considered "queso niggers"
Black latina/latinos would be considered "queso niggers"
by grittynittykimcheesy February 13, 2011
1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary
Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)
Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)
Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)
Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)
Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)
Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)
Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)
by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009
by Penismonkey 5318008 February 08, 2020
When you shove your dick into some cheese and shove some salsa into a girls anus and fuck her until the dip is nice and creamy. (Note: You can Shave off her pubic hair and set it on fire to create an aroma for the queso dip.)
by quesodip September 16, 2016
Also know as going five cheddar or scoring five hole in the game of hockey. Made famous by players who are too old to lift the puck.
by ULTIMATE BARDOWN CHEDDAR tits May 04, 2009