by me January 13, 2005
by smuckers6969 June 05, 2010
what a mexican guy says to his woman if he doesn't want to take her shit. synonymous with BITCH, go make me a sandwich! often preceded by a pimp slap.
senorita: ayyy! turn your death metal off! it sounds like someone having trouble making mierda and is hurting like fuck!
hombre: *pimp slap* PUTA, go make me a quesadilla!
hombre: *pimp slap* PUTA, go make me a quesadilla!
by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010
by Jizza July 12, 2003
An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.
I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.
by Yeti spagetti May 03, 2016
by Littlechunkchunk April 23, 2011
If you'd rather have a guy cum on you than in you (and then subsequently flop down on top of you after climax), you say "make me a quesadilla". Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
For men, it's something you say to your ugly wife when she offers to give you yet another sub-standard blowjob, because a good quesadilla is always better than your 1000th lackluster BJ. Can be used in conjunction with I'd rather get mexican.
Dude: I'm gonna cum!
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!
or
Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
You: Make me a quesadilla! I'd rather get mexican!
or
Wife: Baby, you want me to suck your cock?
You: Oh, just make me a quesadilla. I'd rather get mexican.
by leahpet December 24, 2009