When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.
Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now
by Nichan August 06, 2020
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Getting a blowjob with a condom on.
How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.
by Donkeypunch1 October 22, 2015
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When you Take Doritos, Cheetos, and cheeses, melt it together, put it in a bowl, and pour it in the females vagina, and proceed to eat her out.
I Gave Lucy a California Quesadilla
by California Quesadilla December 21, 2018
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A tortilla folded in half and filled with Easy Cheese, pre-made nacho cheese, or a similar product.
Joe: I'm kinda hungry, but I don't feel like cooking. Hmm...I guess I could make a ghetto quesadilla. Good enough.
by KatamaDama June 09, 2011
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A sauce used to dip your quesadilla in; made from combining sour cream and salsa in equal parts.
Cunther, check it out, Cameron and I just ate some quesadillas with quesadilla sauce.
by Mr. Quesadilla Sauce May 17, 2011
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When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.
Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.
by Fartz Chucklebutt April 14, 2011
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A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse
Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie
by Kumquatunityforeverpenis February 27, 2011
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