Liverpudlian slang for a homosexual

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Someone who acts retarded or bent. Comes from the same family as shegg,sweg and shweg

Slang for douche bag homo, a bit of a let down. Generally someone who is a pain in the ass.

Someone who has not developed pubic hair, when all around him have

Someone who shops at Waitrose, eats pot noodles with a spoon and frosties with a fork, they may also ask (empathetic) questions like 'can I smoke alcohol'. A queg can usually be found in west derby Liverpool wearing three quarters and snapbacks.

Usually ginger but not always.

not very good, extremely dire