Urban Dictionary: queff

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when air goes in and out of the pussy when having sex,making a fart noise

We were doing doggy when she queffed.

by jim May 09, 2004

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Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012

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when a women farts out of her pussy.

we were 69ing and she queffed right in my mouth

by Ryley February 22, 2005

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a vagina fart for woman

omfg Becca I just queffed in front of brandon

by grimlen0801 October 14, 2018

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when air is rleased from the pussy making a farting noise

daneli gyrich queffed in the elvator shaft, her aim is gurldani22

by flem radja September 02, 2006

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A bare ass fart on wood

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 04, 2010

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when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

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