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A male goose. Or someone who acts so uptight that if they relax a laser will shoot out their ass.
Why is jake acting like a quax?
by beaver837 March 29, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Quax is when a duck attempts to quack but instead shits itself and drowns in it's own faeces.
Damn bro the other day I saw a duck Quax, that shit was depressing
by RussledJimmies April 12, 2020
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its a hollow milk duck usually sold around easter time. also it can be any yellow automobile.
" hey ashley, did you just see that quax fly right by us? "
by granola girls May 11, 2009
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