A way to call both target and the target's parents stupid, these poor creatures are what results when their halfwit parents multiplied.

They typically cannot understand what the term "quarterwit" means, since they don't understand how fractions are multiplied.

Watching their interactions quickly gives them away due to their severe lack of intelligence and a stunted ability to communicate with text.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.

Someone who has to try twice as hard to be a halfwit.