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As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020
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by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?
"No, was it bad"?
"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"
"Oh no, what a shame"
"No, was it bad"?
"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"
"Oh no, what a shame"
by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020
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John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!
by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020