Right before you (the male) finish, you get up and perform the Quan Chi fatality move from Mortal Kombat with your penis acting place of the sword.

The most humane act ever made! This will make every single kinky human being alive laugh!

He absolutely deserves it FOR MAKING ME FEEL EMOTIONS GO TO HELL QUAN.
psihateyourcutefacescrewyou

a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself

A bird that is on so many drugs it believes it has multiple heads and arms on it's ass.

A Vietnamese man with an unfortunate name. His brother is Phuc Yu Tu, and his cousin is Suc Mai Dic.

oh damn ok grand turbo innie quan this is when you stay up late role playing with ole boy that you a race car and he a chicken and when he finally bust you walk backwards after getting the best eggplant of your life all the way home but you keep your pinky in your belly button the whole damn time and you gotta sing a rich homie quan song on your way home or it doesn't count

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte