by Hibuki October 18, 2007
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The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.
Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.
by Tommy Hatcher Bobby. January 20, 2009
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by brice adamson November 27, 2003
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A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.
by Quinquon February 27, 2016
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Jilm: Remember that time Frimple ate an entire jar of Jalapeno pickles?
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!
by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014
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A Puerto Rican guy I once knew, Benji, swore to me that "quank" was common slang for "homosexual." I never heard that anywhere else though.
by kwaynck February 15, 2005
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