a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.
i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.
by gunch August 09, 2003
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a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.
Steve is a quanch.
by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004
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Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.
Allison is such a F-ing quanch.
by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009
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To quench your thirst while staunching the sorness in your throat
My throat was feeling raw till I quanched it with a half gallon of cranberry juice.
by Hartville Ken May 05, 2006
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the act of being a quinn, or "quanch."
Quanch is a Panch who pooped in his pants.
by John Bob July 08, 2003
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When a quanch is acting like a panch. Or when he poops it up by saying somebody else poops in his pants while he was wearing them.
Quanch is a panch who pooped in his pants and said somebody else did it while he was wearing them
by JohnBob July 29, 2003
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A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.
Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch
by David+Isaac+Randy August 12, 2010
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