The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart.

A silent stale fart.

A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.