a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

1. put a downer on someones story

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.