Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
by Perplexing Enigma March 24, 2011
For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.
Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.
by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009
the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.
by Rdiesal March 11, 2005
1- Quaffle through a goalpost! Griffindor has a point!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!
2- U quaffle!
3- U didn't pass the exam!! U got an F!
by mooninthedark May 16, 2008
The banter that wine buffs employ to describe their beverages, often only understood by other quaffers. Waffle for quaffers.
"this rather rambunctous claret has hints of French Oak and berries in the bouquet, and eathy tones on the palette with a hint of cinnamon" this is quaffle
by Dean Corin January 22, 2006
by James McVane April 29, 2007